Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Touring Area 51

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

I’m out on my road trip, and I get this call:

“This is the office of Robert Gates – the Secretary of Defense. We’ve been reading your blog, and are aware that you’ve been getting denied for tours at several Air Force Bases. We’d like to offer you an exclusive tour of R-4808N, I’m sure you’re aware of what that refers to.”

Needless to say I was a little shocked. How do you respond to an offer to tour an Air Force Base that doesn’t exist? What’s the catch?

*Gulp* “Yes, I’d love to a tour!”

Exclusive photos and a description of my tour after the jump! (more…)

Wi-Fi Smoothies

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

While in Cedar City, Utah, I noticed that a local coffee shop was offering something very odd….

“Would you like your Wi-Fi Smoothie blended with strawberries or peaches? We do not offer wheatgrass, this is not California – Sorry.”

I thought I had seen a moose.

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Wow. I guess the Moose in Park City are little more ritzier than the ones in Yellowstone. ;-)

Nice Rack!

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Sorry – it is too easy of a joke. This elk had just finished scratching his antlers and head and ears on the tree you can see behind him (look at the bark). I just wanted to run down there and scratch his ears for him!

Wha? Wha? Whaaaat?

Monday, August 4th, 2008

This weekend was great for mountain biking!

  • The sun was shining.
  • The sky was clear.
  • The temperature was not to hot and not to cold.
  • I had a great friend to ride with.
  • I had my photoshoot for the cover of Bike Magazine.

Perfect!

Bike Magazine Cover

Then I go and ask one of the lifties if there was more runs on the other side of the chair lift…. (more…)