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Touring Area 51

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I’m out on my road trip, and I get this call:

“This is the office of Robert Gates – the Secretary of Defense. We’ve been reading your blog, and are aware that you’ve been getting denied for tours at several Air Force Bases. We’d like to offer you an exclusive tour of R-4808N, I’m sure you’re aware of what that refers to.”

Needless to say I was a little shocked. How do you respond to an offer to tour an Air Force Base that doesn’t exist? What’s the catch?

*Gulp* “Yes, I’d love to a tour!”

Exclusive photos and a description of my tour after the jump! Continue reading →

Wi-Fi Smoothies

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While in Cedar City, Utah, I noticed that a local coffee shop was offering something very odd….

“Would you like your Wi-Fi Smoothie blended with strawberries or peaches? We do not offer wheatgrass, this is not California – Sorry.”