nzane productions » humor http://www.nzaneproductions.com words and pictures Sun, 15 Jan 2012 09:47:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Terminators Vs Transformers http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2009/07/01/terminators-vs-transformers/ http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2009/07/01/terminators-vs-transformers/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:17:28 +0000 Zachary Cole http://www.nzaneproductions.com/?p=1432 Fresh off the presses, the inside scoop for next summer’s blockbuster: I’m directing a Terminators Vs Transformers movie!!! And here is our teaser poster:

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]]> http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2009/07/01/terminators-vs-transformers/feed/ 0 Where do all the cut off heads go? http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2008/12/30/where-do-all-the-cut-off-heads-go/ http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2008/12/30/where-do-all-the-cut-off-heads-go/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:45:58 +0000 Zachary Cole http://www.nzaneproductions.com/?p=1380 cut-off-heads

Have you ever wondered what happens when you cut someone’s head off in a family photo? I seem to have stumbled across the answer today.

I swear I didn’t crop this photo.

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What happens when you stay up all night on the night of a show deadline? Full Contact Compositing! Thats why I needed my motorcycle helmet while I was sitting at my desk – it is a pretty dangerous time in the cycle of a film. We just completed post-production at The Orphanage for John Woo’s Red Cliff: Part 2. Below is the poster for Part 1. There isn’t an english language trailer for part 2 yet, but the Japanese website for the movies have some stills. http://redcliff.jp/part2/index.html.

What are some of the sights you might see when staying late at night at a visual effects house? Read on to see what goes on.

Well people all seem to be a little delirious and a little out of focus.

Some people are hiding in their work.

Some people have to call their loved ones and tell them not to wait up.

And some people just need to rest their eyes for a bit.

But everyone is happy when it is finally done and we get to go home!

]]> http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2008/12/05/full-contact-compositing/feed/ 0 If your personal life had an HR department… http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2008/12/04/if-your-personal-life-had-an-hr-department/ http://www.nzaneproductions.com/2008/12/04/if-your-personal-life-had-an-hr-department/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:54:47 +0000 Zachary Cole http://www.nzaneproductions.com/?p=1306 Continue reading →]]> If you had to actually do paperwork to go on a date, this might be what you’d have to fill out. This cuts through all the hogwash that is those dating websites and gets down to the points you really want to know.

Below is a thumbnail that is a link to a pdf. Make sure you look at the pdf, it keeps getting better.

Click on the image to view the pdf.

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  1. World Peace
  2. Snow
  3. Apple Mac Pro
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