Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Terminators Vs Transformers

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Fresh off the presses, the inside scoop for next summer’s blockbuster: I’m directing a Terminators Vs Transformers movie!!! And here is our teaser poster:

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Where do all the cut off heads go?

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

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Have you ever wondered what happens when you cut someone’s head off in a family photo? I seem to have stumbled across the answer today.

I swear I didn’t crop this photo.

Full Contact Compositing!

Friday, December 5th, 2008

What happens when you stay up all night on the night of a show deadline? Full Contact Compositing! Thats why I needed my motorcycle helmet while I was sitting at my desk – it is a pretty dangerous time in the cycle of a film. We just completed post-production at The Orphanage for John Woo’s Red Cliff: Part 2. Below is the poster for Part 1. There isn’t an english language trailer for part 2 yet, but the Japanese website for the movies have some stills. http://redcliff.jp/part2/index.html.

What are some of the sights you might see when staying late at night at a visual effects house? Read on to see what goes on. (more…)

If your personal life had an HR department…

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

If you had to actually do paperwork to go on a date, this might be what you’d have to fill out. This cuts through all the hogwash that is those dating websites and gets down to the points you really want to know.

Below is a thumbnail that is a link to a pdf. Make sure you look at the pdf, it keeps getting better.

Click on the image to view the pdf.

Christmas Wish List

Monday, December 1st, 2008

 

  1. World Peace
  2. Snow
  3. Apple Mac Pro